As opposed to... ooh, lunch!

This press release is one of the reasons I so love both the English language and its print conventions. It all makes perfect sense and gets across what it needs to get across... but if you go playing around, there are at least a couple of jokes to be made. Love it. It's like how, a couple of years ago, a team put out a release saying that a press conference would be open to "credentialed members of the media and the general public." It's true, but it's funnier if you group the nouns differently...

This is what happens to me when I'm supposed to be writing about football.

Anyway, the AHL schedule is due out at 11 a.m. Tuesday.